March 2012
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whosthegirlwearingthedress:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to bring a bottle of water to a music festival and has to spend $6 dollars to get one from a vendor.
bed jokes
adamusprime:
i put two king beds in the same room and a long war ensued to determine who was the ultimate ruler of comfortable sleeping conditions
i booked a hotel room with two queens, and when i got there, it was just george takei and elton john hanging out
hmmm in writing these out i have decided i don’t like either of them!
good exercise, team
dude, where's my czar?
adamusprime:
the gripping tale of russia’s struggle after the abdication of czar nicholas ii
February 2012
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aubreyisntcreative replied to your photo
…cute will, cute..
i try.
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I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
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hannahalbus:
why am I so funny
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I WAS LIKE GOOD GRACIOUS ASS IS BODACIOUS
– Nelly
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
wanderingkatie asked: it broadens my mind and allows me to look at the world from a unique perspective. but mostly shits and giggles.
Anonymous asked: you're so darn cute. (:
wanderingkatie asked: oh. well yeah, that's all it is.
wanderingkatie asked: i'm sorry, i don't think your mind could handle the complex imagination one needs to have in order to reenact this fantasy
wanderingkatie asked: sometimes i like to lay on my bed and pretend i'm a strawberry.
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27. Stop trying to be everything to everyone.
– Doing so is impossible, and trying will only burn you out. But making one person smile CAN change the world. Maybe not the whole world, but their world. So narrow your focus.
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
jamjalex:
if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
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